You've got to hand it to those Iowans. They don't need fancy weapons to hurt you. Give 'em a bag of Cheetos, and they will fuck your shit up.A Des Moines man was arrested and charged with domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his dad. The bag hit his father square in the face, causing his glasses to cut the bridge of his nose. According to Associated Press, the police report claimed the assailant's "T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."
I find that additional commentary on this incident is unnecessary. My work is done here.
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